Wanted Delaware Man Posts On Police Facebook Page

Wanted Delaware Man Posts on Police Facebook

For the last year or so, we’ve been doing a series called Stay Classy, Delaware which has featured Daytime Outdoor Sex Fiends Having Intercourse Against A Dumpster, the Delaware Governor Tweeting A Pic Of A Porn Star While At A School, and even a Crazy Man Jumping On The Hood Of A Car With Two Women Inside! In our continuing series, we have yet another ridiculously “is this real life” chapter from the first state.

This time, a man Corey Krieger of Bear, Delaware, went missing. The New Castle Country Police Department put out a bulletin that they were searching for him. Specifically, the NCCPD put out a Gold Alert which says it is  “missing person with a disability, senior or suicidal”.  However that didn’t seem to be the case at all, which was revealed when he posted on his own Missing Person’s post on the Police Facebook page.

Missing and Wanted Delaware Man posts on police Facebook page announcing his whereabouts

Soon after, the sad looking man responds to his own missing person report by answering someone who asks “Why you like your crying Bruh”? Our classy Delaware lad responds “I was drunk and sweating cuz i was running from them”missing delaware man responds to police Facebook page

When someone points out what a Gold Alert in Delaware is, Einstein Krieger responds “I’m niether my wife is just trippin”Missing Delaware man Corey Krieger responds on police facebook
Great, so the 23 year old with the wise decision of face tattoos has also decided to make the even wiser decision of the lifelong commitment of marriage!

From there, he responds directly to the New Castle County Police Department asking what number he should call to settle the matter. Many people point out that the phone number is listed on the very post he’s responding too, but he’s a married 23 year old with a face tattoo from Delaware, so there’s really no help for him.

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Handling it like a champ, after someone comments about the whole situation, the NCCPD responds “it happens! We are grateful that he was located and safe.”

Wanted Delaware Man Responds to Own Missing Persons Report on Facebook

You can see the entire saga of the Wanted Delaware Man Posting on His Own Missing Persons Report on the Police Facebook Page below. In the meantime, Stay Classy Delaware!

***NCCPD Issues Gold Alert***-LOCATEDPolice are currently searching for Corey Krieger, 23, from Bear. He was last…

Posted by New Castle County Police Department on Wednesday, April 6, 2016

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