Ummmm. The Whore is not sure there’s much to say besides the fact that Sony has picked up the rights to the RollerCoaster Tycoon video game to turn into a feature film. The video game is a strategy game emulating theme park management. That’s it. That’s the whole game. This sounds like the stupidest thing in the entire history of the world.
Did YOU fall asleep through just the very thought of this movie?