Oprah Not “Kinda Lesbian”

As do all of you, The Whore worships at the alter of Oprah. The media’s obsession with Mother O being a lesbian has been going on for years. And while Pop Culture Whore does not ever typically report on a public figure’s sexuality (it’s irrelevant and has nothing to do with them entertaining us), this was too funny to pass up. As if Oprah had human sexual feelings, Barbara Walters asked Oprah to describe her relationship with best friend Gayle King. Oprah came down from her throne in Heaven and actually answered the question. She states, “I have said we are not gay enough times. I’m not lesbian … I’m not even kinda lesbian. And the reason why it irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I’m lying. That’s number one. Number two, why would you want to hide it? That is not the way I run my life.

Mother O should not be asked such human questions. And no one should ask again or you will be off-ed  vanish be sorry.

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