Miss America Gets Dropped Again

The outdated American useless institution, Miss America pageant, has been dropped once again from television. Dropped from network television in 2005 due to record low ratings, it moved to cable’s CMT for its next incarnation, where it stayed for 3 years before being dropped again. TLC picked it up for the past 2 years, but has decided not to renew their contract. The last pageant brought in over 4 million viewers, compared to the 33 million who watched in 1988. The Whore thinks this is one of the most useless things in today’s society. Can anyone even name any past winner (besides the scandal filled Vanessa Williams?) Exactly! Ladies, time to get a real job!



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