This is the craziest thing The Whore has seen all week! Even crazier than killer Killer Whales! Let this enter your pop radar, fellow whores! Introducing, Mini Daddy! Mini Daddy will be America’s cutest pint sized Hispanic Gangsta Rapper! Just think of the merchandising opportunities! Mini Daddy plastic gold chains! Mini Daddy grills! Even a possible tie in with McDonald’s Happy Meals – The Mini Daddy Big Mac Meal – for the “hungrier” children. It would HAVE to come with a Mini Daddy over sized gold ring in every box. And The Whore really loves the “video ho’s” in the background. Witness the movement!