First of all: WHY??? Secondly, why does Jackie Chan keep saying he’s going to teach the kid Kung-Fu, when the movies called Karate freakin’ Kid?? Third, why is Fort Minor‘s “Remember The Name” in every movie trailer made after 2007? Fourth, is this simply a vehicle to catapult Will Smith’s child onto the unsuspecting masses? Fifth & sixth: Isn’t Jackie Chan like 15 years too young? Isn’t ‘Lil Smith like 5 years too young? Seventh: Why is Chick-Fil-A so freakin good? Eighth: WHY????